Ann's Choice
 Ann's Choice 

Happening Today:

9:30  AARP Driver Course

12:30  Olympics: Scrabble

1:30  Schmaltz:  Encore

We now have the 2016 Ann's Choice Annual Statement available for your review.  It is on the password protected page.  Click here to begin.

We recently came across some pictures of when they were building Ann's Choice.  Take a look.

The Display Case in the Village Clubhouse has been renovated For more details click on Village

We need you -    Check it out.     Interested in weekend canasta  or Bikes to buy or sell?

We now have the new menus for all the restaurants that will begin on July 2nd- see Dining.

We have a Text to Speech Reader to help low vision residents.  For more info, click here.



The Ann’s Choice Low Vision Group meets the second Friday of each month in the

Village Music Room at 11:00 am. The purpose is to assist residents with vision problems.

The assistance is in the form of demonstrations of the latest equipment, speakers on low vision, and sharing of experiences.

The next meeting will be Friday, July 14 at 11:00 am

in the Village Music Room.

Would you like to help maintain our web site?  Do you like 'surfing the net'?  We could use help to support and maintain this Ann's Choice web site.  You don't have to be a programmer and we will teach you how to do it.  A new class is forming now.  Let us know.  Call Bob at 215-675-1963 to give it a try.

We have a new story from our resident, Dave Jones, called THE POTION, on the Resident Writings page about baseball in Warminster.  Take a look.

We are now posting pictures and the results of our Olympic competition.  They are all on 2017 Olympics.  

We have a section and pictures of Chestnut Pointe, our extension of RG.  Click on the image.

There are Internet sites that offer free learning videos.  Take a look.

Check out the HUMOR and BUY/SELL  sections.


Laugh every day -


<<This is July

<<This is July


God's Plan for Aging?

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

 Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors
 would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise.  God looked down and saw that it was good.

So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember its God’s will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath. 



Brings back MEMORIES !!!!!!
Subject: Were you "Home  Schooled"?

Most of our generation of 60+  were HOME SCHOOLED in many  ways.

1.  My mother taught me
 "If you're going  to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
 2.  My mother taught me  RELIGION.
 "You better pray that will  come out of the carpet."
 3.  My father taught me about TIME  TRAVEL.
 "If you don't  straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next  week!"
 4.  My father taught me  LOGIC.
 "Because I said  so, that's why."
 5.  My  mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
 "If you fall out of that  swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with  me."
 6.  My mother taught me  FORESIGHT.
 "Make sure you wear clean  underwear, in case you're in an accident."
 7.  My  father taught me IRONY.
 "Keep crying, and I'll give  you something to cry about."
 8.  My mother taught me  about the science of OSMOSIS.
 "Shut your mouth  and eat your supper."
 9.  My mother taught me  about CONTORTIONISM.
 "Just you look at  that dirt on the back of your neck!"
 10. My  mother taught me about STAMINA.
 "You'll sit there  until all that spinach is gone."
 11. My  mother taught me about WEATHER.
 "This room of yours looks as  if a tornado went through it."
 12. My  mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
 "If I told you once, I've  told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me about  BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
 "Stop acting like your  father!"
 14. My mother taught me  about ENVY.
 "There are millions of less  fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you  do."
 15. My mother taught me about  ANTICIPATION.
 "Just wait until we get  home."
 16. My mother taught me about  RECEIVING.
 "You are going to get it from  your father when you get home!"
 17. My mother taught me MEDICAL  SCIENCE.
 "If you don't stop crossing  your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
 18. My mother taught me  ESP.
 "Put your sweater on; don't  you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My father taught me  HUMOR.
 "When that lawn mower cuts  off your toes, don't come running to me."
 20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME  AN ADULT.
 "If you don't eat your  vegetables, you'll never grow up."
 21. My mother taught me  GENETICS.
 "You're just like your  father."
 22. My mother taught me about my  ROOTS.
 "Shut that door behind you.  Do you think you were born in a barn?"
 23. My mother taught me  WISDOM.
 "When you get to be my age,  you'll understand.”
 24. My father taught me about  JUSTICE.
 "One day you'll have kids,  and I hope they turn out just like you!"


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